September 3, 2008
Free Drinks
Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Blind Date
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Free Drinks
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Blind Date
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A guy gets set up on a blind date and he takes her out for dinner
to a very expensive restaurant to make a good impression.
The waiter approaches the table and asks to take their order.
The lady begins ordering practically everything on the menu,
shrimp cocktail, pate, Caesar Salad, lobster, crepes Suzette,
with no regard to the price. The guy is getting very upset, as
he never thought she would order so much.
She then stops, and looks across at him, and asks,
“What do you suggest I wash it down with?”
“Well my dear, I can think of nothing so fitting as
the Mississippi River.”
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Free Drinks
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One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to
the bartender:
“Drinks for all on me including you, bartender.”
So the bartender follows the man’s orders and says:
“That will be $36.50 please.”
The drunk says he has no money so the bartender slaps him
around and throws him out.
The next night the same drunk comes in again and orders
a drink for everyone in the bar including the bartender.
Again the bartender follows instructions and again the drunk
says he has no money. So the bartender slaps him around
and throws him out …
On the third night he comes in, the drunk orders drinks
for all except the bartender.
“What, no drink for me?” replies the bartender.
“Oh, no. You get violent when you drink.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
Anne Marie, Your Publisher
© 2007-2008 Jokes Journal.
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