September 4, 2008
Pearly Gates
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) At Pearly Gates
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) A Teacher, a Garbage Collector and a Lawyer
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At Pearly Gates
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Two doctors and an HMO manager die and line up together
at the Pearly Gates.
One doctor steps forward and tells St. Peter, “As a pediatric
surgeon, I saved hundreds of children.” St. Peter lets him enter.
The next doctor says, “As a psychiatrist, I helped thousands of
people live better lives.” St. Peter tells him to go ahead.
The last man says, “I was an HMO manager. I got countless
families cost-effective health care.”
St. Peter replies, “You may enter. But,” he adds, “you can only
stay for three days. After that … you can go to hell.”
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A Teacher, a Garbage Collector and a Lawyer
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One day, a teacher, a garbage collector and a lawyer
wound up together at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven,
they would each have to answer one question.
St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked,
“What was the name of the ship that crashed into an iceberg?
They just made a movie about it.”
The teacher answered quickly,
“That would be the Titanic.”
St. Peter let him through the gate.
St. Peter turned to the garbage man and decided to make
the question a little harder,
“How many people died on the ship?”
Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie
and answered,
“About 1,500.”
“That’s right! You may enter.”
St. Peter then turned to the lawyer and said
“Name them.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
Anne Marie, Your Publisher
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