September 8, 2008
Job Interview
Welcome to Monday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Shirley’s Makeover
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Job Interview
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Shirley’s Makeover
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A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day,
she had a heart attack and was taken to Cedars Sinai hospital.
While on the operating table, she had a near-death experience.
She saw God and asked, “Is this it?”
God said, “No, you have another 30 to 40 years to live.”
Upon her recovery, she decided to stay in the hospital and
have collagen shots, cheek implants, a face lift, liposuction
and breast augmentation. She even had someone dye her hair.
She figured since she had another 30 to 40 years, she might
as well make the most of it.
She walked out of Cedars Sinai lobby after the last operation
and was killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital.
She arrived in front of God and said, “I thought you said I
had another 30 to 40 years?”
God replied, “Shirley! I didn’t recognize you!”
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Job Interview
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Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources
Person asked a young engineer who was fresh out of MIT,
“What starting salary were you thinking about?”
The engineer said, “In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year,
depending on the benefits package.”
The interviewer said, “Well, what would you say to a package
of 5 weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental,
company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a
company car leased every 2 years – say, a red Corvette?”
The engineer sat up straight and said,
“Wow! Are you kidding?”
The interviewer replied,
“Yeah, but you started it.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
Anne Marie, Your Publisher
© 2007-2008 Jokes Journal.
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