Jokes Journal

Welcome to Monday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Mrs. Johnson and Her Lawyer
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Is there Baseball in Heaven?

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Mrs. Johnson and Her Lawyer
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After a lengthy conference with the estranged husband,
the lawyer reported to his client.

“Mrs. Johnson, I have succeeded in making a settlement
with your husband that is eminently fair to both of you.”

“Fair to both?!” exploded Mrs. Johnson. “I could have
done that myself. What do you think I hired a lawyer for?”

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Is there Baseball in Heaven?
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Two buddies, Bob and Earl, were two of the biggest baseball
fans in America. Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed
baseball history in the winter, and they shouted every score
during the season. They went to 60 games a year. They even
agreed that whoever died first would try to come back and
tell the other if there was baseball in Heaven.

One summer night, Bob passed away in his sleep after
watching the Yankee victory earlier in the evening.
He died happy.

A few nights later, his buddy Earl awoke to the sound of
Bob’s voice from beyond.

“Bob is that you?” Earl asked.

“Of course it’s me,” Bob replied.

“This is unbelievable!” Earl exclaimed. “So tell me, is there
baseball in Heaven?”

“Well I have some good news and some bad news for you.
Which do you want to hear first?”

“Tell me the good news first.”

“Well, the good news is that yes, there is baseball in Heaven, Earl.”

“Oh, that is wonderful! So what could possibly be the bad news?”

“You’re pitching tomorrow night.”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.

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