Library Complaint
Friday, October 31st, 2008
Welcome to Friday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Tell Me Your ABC’s
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Library Complaint
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Tell Me Your ABC’s
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There was a boy who wanted to go out for recess.
His teacher asked, “First tell me your ABC’s”.
That night, the kid asks his mother “What’re my ABC’s?”
She says, “Shut up!”
He asks his sister the same question.
She says, “yeah, yeah”.
He asks his brother his ABC’s.
The brother, who was reading comics, said, “Superman!”
The boy asks his father his ABC’s.
The father, who had just lost his job, said, “Crap.”
The next day, the teacher asked the boy his ABC’s.
He said “Shut up”
She said “Do you want to go to the principal’s office?”
He said, “yeah, yeah.”
In the principal’s office, the principal demanded,
“Who do you think you are?”
The boy yelled, “Superman!”
The principal said, “What do you think this school is made out of?”
The boy answered, “Crap.”
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Library Complaint
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Judi stormed up to the front desk of the library and said,
“I have a complaint!”
“Yes, ma’am?”
“I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!”
“What was wrong with it?”
“It had way too many characters and there was no plot
whatsoever!”
The librarian nodded and said, “Ah. So you must be the
person who took our phone book.”
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