October 1, 2008
Watermelons
Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Riding a Bicycle
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Watermelons
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Riding a Bicycle
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The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers.
“I want every man to lie on his back, put his legs in the air and
move them as though he were riding a bicycle,” he explained.
“Now begin!”
After a few minutes, one of the men stopped.
“Why did you stop. Smith?” demanded the officer.
“If you please, sir,” said Smith, “I’m freewheeling for a while.”
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Watermelons
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There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing
pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who
would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his
watermelons.
After some careful thought, he came up with a clever idea
that he thought would scare the kids away for sure.
He made up a sign and posted it in the field. The next day,
the kids show up and they saw the sign which read:
“Warning! One of the watermelons in this field has been
injected with cyanide”.
The kids ran off, made up their own sign and posted it next
to the farmer’s sign.
When the farmer returned, he surveyed the field. He noticed
that no watermelons were missing, but the sign next to his
read: “Now there are two!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
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