Jokes Journal

Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Three convicts escape …
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Drink Driving

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Three convicts escape …
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Three convicts escape from prison. They make it to a nearby
town but are confronted by a policeman.

“Hey, aren’t you those three escaped convicts?”,
asked the policeman.

Thinking on his feet the first convict looked around him and
said “No, I’m Mark. Mark Spencer.”

“The second followed his lead and said “My names is William.
WH Smith.”

The third said “My name is Ken… Ken Tuckyfriedchicken!”

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Drink Driving
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Leaving the pub after drinking heavily, this fellow got into his
car and decided that the best thing for him to do would be
to follow the rear lights of another car that was just pulling out.

Everything was fine for about three miles when the lights
of the car in front went out and the drunk driver smashed
into the back of it.

“Hey, what do you think you’re doing turning your lights
off? It’s pitch black,” shouted the drunk driver.

“What the hell do you expect me to do?” came the answer.
“I’m in my own garage.”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.

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