Competition
Wednesday, October 29th, 2008
Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Competition
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Cards …
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Competition
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A few years ago there were three men’s clothes shops
in the same street. In fact they were next door to each other.
Each shop was naturally in competition with the others.
One day the owner of the first shop put up a notice which
said:
Established 1870 – Only the Best Quality Clothes Sold Here.
The next day, the owner of the third shop put up a notice
which said:
Established 1970 – Latest Fashions.
A few weeks later the owner of the shop in the middle
put up a notice which said:
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Cards …
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On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers.
He became dismayed on reading the enclosed card, that it
expressed “Deepest Sympathy”.
While puzzling over the message, his telephone rang.
It was the florist, apologizing for having sent the wrong card.
“Oh, it’s alright.” said the storekeeper. “I’m a businessman
and I understand how these things can happen.”
“But,” added the florist, “I accidentally sent your card to
a funeral party.”
“Well, what did it say?” ask the storekeeper.
“Congratulations on your new location.” was the reply.
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
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