Jokes Journal

Welcome to Monday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Lost Paper
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Mark 17

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Lost Paper
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A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly.
The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found,
frown and say: “That’s not it” and put it down again.

This went on for some time, until the general arranged
to have the soldier psychologically tested.

The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged,
and wrote out his discharge from the army.

The soldier picked it up, smiled and said: “That’s it.”

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Mark 17
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A minister told his congregation,

“Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help
you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17.”

The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon,
the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know
how many had read Mark 17.

Every hand went up.

The minister smiled and said,

“Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with
my sermon on the sin of lying.”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.

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