November 11, 2008
Great Story
Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) A Cat Or A Saucer?
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Great Story
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A Cat Or A Saucer?
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A tourist was looking round a roadside antique shop.
Seeing nothing of any interest, he was just about to leave
when he noticed a cat lapping milk out of a saucer. He knew
at once that the saucer was a priceless antique and
suspected that the proprietor was unaware of its value.
Trying to appear casual, the tourist said,
“That certainly is a nice cat you have there. Would you
care to sell her?”
“Well,” replied the antique dealer, “I guess I’d be willing
to sell her for five bucks.”
The tourist paid the five dollars, picked up the cat,
and said,
“I might as well take the saucer along too, since the cat is
used to eating from it.”
“Sorry,” replied the proprietor, “but I can’t let you have
the saucer.”
“Well, then, I’ll buy the saucer from you.”
“Oh, no, the saucer’s not for sale.”
“But why don’t you want to sell me this old saucer?”
“Because,” said the antique dealer, “from that old saucer,
I’ve already sold a hundred and twenty cats.”
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Great Story
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“How have you managed to buy such a luxurious villa
while your income is so low?” asked the IRS auditor.
“Well,” the taxpayer answered, “while fishing last
summer I have caught a large golden fish. When I
took it off the hook, the fish opened his mouth and
said, ‘I am a magical fish. Throw me back to the sea
and I’ll give you the most luxurious villa you have
ever seen’. I threw the fish back to the sea, and
got the villa.”
“How can you prove such an unbelievable story?”
“Well, you can see the villa, can’t you?”
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