November 12, 2008
Beer Producers
Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) White Hairs
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Beer Producers
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White Hairs
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One day, a little girl was sitting and watching her mother
do the dishes at the kitchen sink.
She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands
of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair.
Curious, the little girl looked at her mother and asked,
“Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?”
Her mother replied, “Well, every time you do something
wrong and make me unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.”
The little girl thought about this for a while and then asked,
“Mom, how come all of grandma’s hairs are white?”
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Beer Producers
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There’s a big conference of beer producers.
At the end of the day, all of the presidents of all the beer
companies decide to have a drink in a bar.
The president of ‘Budweiser’ orders a Bud, the president
of ‘Miller’ orders a Miller Lite, Adolph Coors orders a
Coors, and the list goes on.
Then the waitress asks Arthur Guinness what he wants
to drink, and much to everybody’s amazement,
Mr. Guinness orders a Coke!
“Why don’t you order a Guinness?” his colleagues ask.
“Naah. If you guys won’t drink beer, than neither will I.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
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