Jokes Journal

Welcome to Friday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) A Horse Walks into a Bar
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) God and John

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A Horse Walks into a Bar
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A horse walks into a bar, orders a beer, sits down at one
of the tables, and starts reading his paper. The bartender
is a bit shocked by all this, but pours the beer, and brings
it over to the horse, who proffers a ten dollar bill for it.

Now the barman figures the horse isn’t that bright, so he
decides to pull the old ’short-change’ trick on him.

He duly goes back to the horse with 1 dollar. The horse
doesn’t say a word.

The horse eventually finishes his beer and goes up to the
bar to order another. The bartender says to him,
“Y’know, we don’t get many horses in here.”

To which the horse replies, “At nine dollars a beer,
I’m not surprised!”

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God and John
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John was sitting beneath a tree, thinking about how good
his wife Rose had been to him and how fortunate he was
to be married to her.

He asked God, “Why did you make her so kind-hearted,
Lord?”

The Almighty answered, “So you could love her, my son.”

The man nodded.

“Why did you make her so good-looking, Lord?”

“So you could love her, my son”, God replied.

“Why did you make her such a good cook?” he persisted.

“So you could love her, my son” came the answer.

John thought about it. Then he said ” I don’t mean to seem
ungrateful or anything, Lord, but what a stupid woman!
Why did you have to make her so stupid?”

God sighed, “So she could love you, my son.”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.

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