Jokes Journal

Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) We Got It!
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Shooting!

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We Got It!
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Three statisticians went out hunting, and came across a
large deer.

The first statistician fired, but missed by a meter to the left.

The second statistician fired, but also missed, by a meter
to the right.

The third statistician didn’t fire, but shouted in triumph,
“On the average we got it!”

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Get a BREAK now and let us present

TODAY’s OPPORTUNITIES
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Shooting!
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At a political meeting a sign had been put up on the speaker’s
platform for the benefit of press photographers.

It said,

“Do not photograph the speakers while they are addressing
the audience. Shoot them as they approach the platform.”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.

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