Jokes Journal

Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) The Morning Newspaper
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Corruption

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The Morning Newspaper
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Paul opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded
to read in the obituary column that he had died. He quickly
phoned his best friend Johnny.

“Did you see the paper?” asked Paul. “They say I died!”

“Yes, I saw it!” replied Johnny. “Where are ye callin’ from?”

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Corruption
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At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting
attorney attacked a witness. “Isn’t it true,” he bellowed,
“that you accepted $5,000 to compromise this case?”

The witness stared out the window as though he hadn’t
hear the question.

“Isn’t it true that you accepted $5,000 to compromise
this case?” the lawyer repeated.

The witness still did not respond.

Finally, the judge leaned over and said,
“Sir, please answer the question.”

“Oh,” the startled witness said, “I thought he was
talking to you.”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.

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