Jokes Journal

Welcome to Friday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Perjury
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Please Help the Blind

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Perjury
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Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?

Defendant: No, I did not.

Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?

Defendant: Yes, I do. And they’re a heck of a lot better
than the penalty for murder!

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Please Help the Blind
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A beggar wearing dark glasses was standing outside a
railway station holding out a cap with a notice attached saying,

“Please help the blind”.

A woman passed by and put a dollar bill in the cap.

“Thank you,” said the beggar, “that’s the biggest contribution
I’ve had today.”

“But I thought you were blind,” said the lady.

“Oh, no,” said the beggar, “I’m replacing the man who usually
stands here. He has gone to the cinema. I’m not blind.
I’m deaf and dumb.”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.

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