Happy Holidays
Friday, December 19th, 2008
Welcome to Friday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Happy Holidays
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Strange Illness
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Happy Holidays
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This is the last issue of Jokes Journal distributed
in 2008 to its subscribers.
I hope we all will have a better 2009.
I wish you “Merry Christmas” and a “Happy New Year!”
See you in 2009!
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Strange Illness
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It was the doctor’s last patient consultation of Christmas Eve.
A mother came in with her young daughter and asked if he
would examine her because she had been showing some
strange symptoms, including a significant increase in weight,
sickness most mornings and a number of strange cravings.
He checked her out very carefully and eventually told the
mother that her daughter was unquestionably pregnant.
At which news she protested very strongly.
‘Don’t be ridiculous, my daughter has never been with a man.’
The girl confirmed that this was true and added that she had
never so much as kissed a man.
The doctor studied the girl very carefully, then quietly stood
up, walked to the window and stared out of it.
Suspecting the worst the mother asked if there was
something wrong.
“No, not really” replied the doctor. “It might just be a
coincidence, but the last time this happened a bright star
appeared the East …”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
© 2007-2008 Jokes Journal.
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