Birth Control Pills
Wednesday, December 17th, 2008
Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Birth Control Pills
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Christmas …
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Birth Control Pills
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An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office.
When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied,
“I’d like to have some birth control pills.”
Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then
said, “Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you’re 75 years old.
What possible use could you have for birth control pills?”
The woman responded, “They help me sleep better.”
The doctor thought some more and continued,
“How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?”
The woman said, “I put them in my granddaughter’s
orange juice and I sleep better at night.”
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Christmas …
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A man in Chicago calls his son in New York the day before
Christmas and says, “I hate to ruin Christmas this year,
but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing;
forty-five years of misery is enough.”
“Pop, what are you talking about?” the son screams.
“We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the father
says. “We’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of talking about
this, so you call your sister in Atlanta and tell her.”
The son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like hell
they’re getting divorced,” she shouts, “I’ll take care of this.”
She calls Chicago immediately, and screams at her father,
“You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until
I get there. I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be
there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR
ME?” and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife,
“Okay,” he says, “they’re coming for Christmas 
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