Two Vampire Bats
Friday, January 30th, 2009
Welcome to Friday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Potatoes …
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Two Vampire Bats
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Potatoes …
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“Now, then, Christine,” said the math teacher, “I want to give
you a little problem. Suppose there were five children and
their mother had only four potatoes to share among them.
She wanted to give each child an equal share. How would
she do it?”
“Mash the potatoes,” the girl replied.
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Two Vampire Bats
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Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night,
thirsty for blood.
One says, “Let’s fly out of the cave and get some blood.”
“We’re new here,” says the second one. “It’s dark out,
and we don’t know where to look. We’d better wait until
the other bats go with us.”
The first bat replies, “Who needs them? I can find some
blood somewhere.” He flies out of the cave. When he
returns, he is covered with blood.
The second bat says excitedly, “Where did you get the blood?”
The first bat takes his buddy to the mouth of the cave.
Pointing into the night, he asks, “See that black building
over there?”
“Yes,” the other bat answers.
“Well,” says the first bat, “I didn’t.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
