Medical Term Needed
Thursday, January 29th, 2009
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Medical Term Needed
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) A Camping Trip
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Medical Term Needed
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The man told his doctor that he wasn’t able to do all the
things around the house that he used to do.
When the examination was complete, he said,
“Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is
wrong with me.”
“Well, in plain English,” the doctor replied, “you’re just lazy.”
“OK,” said the man. “Now give me the medical term so
I can tell my wife.”
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A Camping Trip
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip.
After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for
the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes
wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.
‘”Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
‘”I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes,” replies Watson.
‘”And what do you deduce from that?”
Watson ponders for a minute.
‘”Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions
of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically,
I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, I deduce that
the time is approximately a quarter past three.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful
day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all
powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part
of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?”
Holmes is silent for a moment…
“Watson, you fool!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
