Traffic Light
Wednesday, January 28th, 2009
Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Traffic Light
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Is it Love?
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Traffic Light
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A woman driving in Brooklyn stopped her car for a red light.
However, when the light turned green again, she just stayed
right where she was.
When the light had changed several times and she still
hadn’t moved, the traffic policeman finally went over to her
and inquired politely,
“What’s the matter, lady, ain’t we got no colors you like?”
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Is it Love?
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Bill and Steve are discussing the possibility of love.
“I thought I was in love three times,” Bill says.
“Thought?” Steve asks. “What do you mean?”
“Three years ago, I cared very deeply for a woman who
wanted nothing to do with me,” Bill says.
“Wasn’t that love?” Steve asks.
“No, that was obsession,” Bill explains.
“Then two years ago, I cared very deeply for an attractive
woman who didn’t understand me.”
“Wasn’t that love?” asks Steve.
“No, that was lust,” Bill replies.
“And just last year, I met a woman while I was on a cruise.
She was gorgeous, intelligent, a great conversationalist and
had a super sense of humor. Everywhere I followed her on
that ship, I would get a very strange sensation in the pit of
my stomach.”
“Well, wasn’t that love?” asks Steve.
“No. That was motion sickness!” Bill replies.
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
