Welcome to Friday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Little Johnny’s New Baby Brother
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Blind Pilot

Little Johnny’s New Baby Brother

Little Johnny’s new baby brother was screaming up a storm.

He asked his mom, “Where’d we get him?”

His mother replied, “He came from heaven, Johnny.”

Johnny says, “WOW! I can see why they threw him out!”

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Blind Pilot

Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for
the flight to leave. The entrance opens, and two men
walk up the aisle, dressed in pilots uniforms. Both are
wearing dark glasses, one is using a seeing-eye dog,
and the other is tapping his way up the aisle with a cane.

Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin; but the men
enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up.

The passengers begin glancing nervously around,
searching for some sign that this just a little practical joke.
None is forthcoming. The plane moves faster and faster
down the runway, and people at the windows realize that
they’re headed straight for the water at the edge of the
airport territory.

As it begins to look as though the plane will never take off,
that it will plow into the water, panicked screams fill the
cabin, but at that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air.

The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon
they have all retreated into their magazines, secure in the
knowledge that the plane is in good hands.

Up in the cockpit, the copilot turns to the pilot and says,
“You know, Bob, one of these days, they’re going to
scream too late, and we’re all gonna die…”


Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.