The Happy Groom
Thursday, February 26th, 2009
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) The Happy Groom
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Living Together
The Happy Groom
“Congratulations, my boy!” said the groom’s uncle. “I’m sure
you’ll look back and remember today as the happiest day
of your life.”
“But I’m not getting married until tomorrow,” protested his
nephew.
“I know,” replied the uncle. “That’s exactly what I mean.”
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Living Together
A Jewish man lives into a Catholic neighbourhood.
Every Friday the Catholics are driven crazy because,
while they’re morosely eating fish, the Jew is outside
barbecuing steaks. So the Catholics work on the Jew
to convert him to Catholicism.
Finally, after many threats and much pleading,
the Catholics succeed. They take the Jew to a priest
who sprinkles holy water on the Jew and says,
“Born a Jew, raised a Jew, now a Catholic.”
The Catholics are ecstatic. No more delicious, but
maddening smells every Friday evening.
But the next Friday evening, the scent of barbecue
wafts through the neighbourhood.
The Catholics all rush to the Jew’s house to remind
him of his new diet. They see him standing over the
cooking steak.
He is sprinkling water on the meat and saying,
“Born a cow, raised a cow, now a fish.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
