Emergency Landing
Wednesday, February 25th, 2009
Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Emergency Landing
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Patience
Emergency Landing
Two guys were sitting in a bar getting really drunk. After awhile,
just drinking gets boring, so the first guy looks at the second guy
and says, “Hey, you want to go up for a ride in my airplane?”
The second guy says, “Wow, you have an airplane? Let’s go!”
So they get some more beer and go for a tour around the city
in the plane. Eventually they get bored with this too, so they
decide to land. The drunk pilot starts circling around looking
for a place to land, and he sees an airstrip close by. He says
his new buddy along for the ride, “Let’s land here. It looks
like it’s as good a place as any.”
So he circles around and goes in for a landing, but at the last
minute he swerves and pulls back up. “Damn!” he says, “That
is the SHORTEST runway I have ever seen! How in hell is
anyone supposed to land on it?” But since it’s the only runway
nearby, he decides to try again, with the same result.
Getting pretty irritated, the pilot says to his friend, “All right,
I’m going to try ONE more time, and if I can’t land it we’re
just going to crash and hope we don’t die.” So they end up
crashing, and miraculously neither is hurt.
When they crawl out of the wreckage, the first guy is still
swearing and gesticulating wildly at the runway. “I’m gonna
find whoever designed this crazy runway and wring his neck!
He must be total moron! No one could land on anything that short!”
The second guy looks around and says,
“Yeah, but look how wide it is!”
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Patience
A young woman really thought she’d been very patient,
through a long period of dating with no talk of marriage.
One night her steady boyfriend took her out to a
Chinese restaurant. As he looked over the menu,
he casually asked her, “So… how do you want
your rice? Plain or fried?”
Without missing a beat, she looked over her menu
at him and replied…. “Thrown.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
