Judge’s Announcement
Tuesday, March 31st, 2009
Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Judge’s Announcement
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Personnel
Judge’s Announcement
A judge enters the courtroom, strikes the gavel and says,
“Before I begin this trial, I have an announcement to make.
The lawyer for the defense has paid me $15K to swing
the case his way. The lawyer for the plaintiff has paid me
$10K to swing the case her way.
In order to make this a fair trial, I am returning $5K to the
defense.”
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Personnel
The personnel office received an email requesting a listing
of the department staff broken down by age and sex.
The personnel office sent this reply…
“Attached is a list of our staff. We currently have no one
broken down by age or sex.
However, we have a few alcoholics.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
