How to Get into Heaven
Monday, March 30th, 2009
Welcome to Monday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Cremate Me!
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) How to Get into Heaven
Cremate Me!
A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said,
“Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will
have my remains cremated.”
“And what,” his friend asked, “do you want me to do
with your ashes?”
The businessman said, “Just put them in an envelope,
mail them to the Internal Revenue Service and write
on the envelope, ‘Now you have everything.’”
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How to Get into Heaven
An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into
mischief, finally asked him
“How do you expect to get into Heaven?”
The boy thought it over and said,
“Well, I’ll run in and out, and in and out, and keep slamming
the door until St. Peter says, ‘For Heaven’s sake, Dylan, come
in or stay out!”’
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
