Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Preposition
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) The Store Manager

Preposition

A gentleman wanders around the campus of a college
looking for the library.

He approaches a student and asked, “Excuse me,
young man. Would you be good enough and tell me
where the library is at?”

The student, in a very arrogant and belittling tone,
replied, “I’m sorry, sir, but at this school, we are taught
never to end a sentence with a preposition!”

The gentleman smiled, and in a very apologetic tone
replied, “I beg your pardon. Please allow me to rephrase
my question. Would you be good enough to tell me
where the library is at, dummy?”

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The Store Manager

A store manager overheard a clerk saying to a customer,

“No, ma’am, we haven’t had any for some weeks now,
and it doesn’t look as if we’ll be getting any soon.”

Alarmed by what was being said, the manager rushed over
to the customer who was walking out the door and said,

“That isn’t true, ma’am. Of course, we’ll have some soon.
In fact, we placed an order for it a couple of weeks ago.”

Then the manager drew the clerk aside and growled,

“Never, never, never say we don’t have something. If we
don’t have it, say we ordered it and it’s on its way. Now,
what was it she wanted?”

The clerk smiled and said …

“Rain.”

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