Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) God will provide …
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Fishing

God will provide …

After Leslie brought home her fiance to meet her parents,
her father invited the young man into his study to find out
more about him.

“What are your plans?” he asked Joseph.

“I’m a scholar of the Torah,” Joseph replied.

“Well, that’s admirable,” Leslie’s father replied. “But what
will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter?”

“I will study, and God will surely provide for us,”
Joseph explained.

“And how will you buy her a nice engagement ring?”

“I will study hard, and God will provide for us.”

“And children?” asked the father. “How will you support
children?”

“Don’t worry, sir, God will provide,” replied the fiance.

The conversation continued in much the same fashion.

After Joseph and Leslie had left, her mother asked her
father what he found out.

The father answered, “Well, he has no job and no plans,
but the good news is that he thinks I’m God.”

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Fishing

A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond
off the beaten track. All of a sudden, the Game Warden
jumped out of the bushes.

Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and
started running through the woods.

The Game Warden was hot on his heels.

After about a half mile, the young man stopped and
stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his
breath, so the Game Warden finally caught up to him.

“Let’s see your fishin’ license, boy!” the Warden gasped.

With that, the boy pulled out his wallet and gave the
Game Warden a valid fishing license.

“Well, son,” said the Game Warden. “You must be about
as dumb as a box of rocks! You don’t have to run from
me if you have a valid license!”

“Yes, sir,” replied the young guy. “But my friend back
there, well, he doesn’t have one.”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.