Welcome to Friday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Awful Time
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Two Kids

Awful Time

“I’ve just had the most awful time,” said a boy to his friends.
“First I got angina pectoris, then arteriosclerosis. Just as
I was recovering, I got psoriasis. They gave me hypodermics,
and to top it all, tonsillitis was followed by appendectomy.”

“Wow! How did you pull through?” sympathized his friends.

“I don’t know,” the boy replied. “Toughest spelling test
I ever had.”

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Two Kids

Two kids are talking to each other.

One says, “I’m really worried. My dad works twelve hours
a day to give me a nice home and good food. My mom
spends the whole day cleaning and cooking for me. I’m
worried sick!”

The other kid says, “What have you got to worry about?
Sounds to me like you’ve got it made!”

The first kid says, “What if they try to escape?”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.