April 23, 2009
Life After Death
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Get Me One Too
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Life After Death
Get Me One Too
One Sunday morning, a minister delivered a sermon
in ten minutes, which was about half the usual length
of his sermons.
He explained, “I regret to inform you that my dog,
who is very fond of eating paper, ate that portion
of my sermon which I was unable to deliver this
morning”.
After the service, a visitor from another church
shook hands with the preacher and said,
“Pastor, if that dog of yours has any pups …
I want to get one to give to my minister”.
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Life After Death
“Do you believe in life after death?” the manager asked
one of his employees.
“Yes, sir,” the clerk replied.
“That’s good,” the manager said. “After you left early
yesterday to go to your grandmother’s funeral,
she stopped in to see you 
”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
