Jokes Journal

Welcome to Friday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) A Rabbi and a Priest
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Soviet Journalist

A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting in front of a church
and they each had charity boxes in front of them to
collect money.

The church goers that were passing by couldn’t believe
the nerve of the rabbi, and purposely threw large sums
of money into the priest’s charity box to spite the rabbi.

Finally one of the passer-by had sympathy on the rabbi,
and advised him, “Go to a synagogue and collect there,
you’ll have more success.”

The Rabbi thanked the passer-by, and then turned to the
priest and said, “You hear that, Yankel? He’s telling us
how to do business.”

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A Soviet journalist walks into the hospital and tells
the desk nurse, “I want to see the eye-ear doctor.”

“There is no such doctor” she tells him. “Perhaps you
would like to see someone else?”

“No, I need to see an eye-ear doctor,” he says.

“But there is no such doctor,” she replies. “We have
doctors for the eyes and doctors for the ear, nose
and throat, but no eye-ear doctor.”

No help. He repeats, “I want to see the eye-ear doctor.”

They go around like this for a few minutes and then
the nurse says: “Comrade, there is no eye-ear doctor,
but if there were one, why would you want to see him?”

“Because,” he replies, “I keep hearing one thing
and seeing another.”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.