Jokes Journal

Welcome to Monday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) A Cowboy
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Screaming Boy

One day, a cowboy rode into a Wild, Wild West town.

The people in the town love to play jokes on visitors.

After tying his horse to the pole outside a bar, the cowboy
went in. “A cup of milk please.” he said to the bartender.
After drinking, he went out, only to find his horse missing.
Knowing that the villagers did it, he went back into the bar
and said to everybody,” I am going to have another drink
and when I finish it, I want to see my horse outside!
Or else, I will have to do what I did in Texas – HERE!”

The people were very frightened. When he finished his
drink, he went outside and saw his horse. The villagers
had put it back.

Curious, the bartender asked the cowboy,
“What did you do in Texas?”

The cowboy replied,” Well, I had to walk home.”

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“I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you
one hundred dollars for pulling your boy’s tooth.”

“One hundred dollars! Why? I understood that you
charge only twenty dollars for such work!”

“Yes,” replied the dentist, “but this youngster yelled
so terribly that he scared four other patients out of
the office.”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.