Jokes Journal

Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) The Oldest Profession
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Know Your Sheep

A doctor, an engineer, and a management consultant
were arguing about what was the oldest profession
in the world.

The doctor started. “Well, in the Bible, it says that
God created Eve from a rib taken from Adam’s body.
This must have required surgery, and so I can claim
with a high degree of confidence that mine is the
oldest profession in the world.”

The engineer responded, and said, “But earlier in the
book of Genesis, it states that God created the order
of the heavens and the earth from out of the chaos.
This was the first and certainly the most impressive
application of civil engineering. Therefore, doc,
you are wrong: mine is surely the oldest profession
in the world.”

The management consultant leaned back in his chair,
smiled, and then said confidently,

“Ah, but who do you think created the chaos?”

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The teacher came up with a good problem.

“Suppose,” she asked the second-graders,
“there were a dozen sheep and six of them
jumped over a fence. How many would be left?”

“None,” answered little Norman.

“None? Norman, you don’t know your arithmetic.”

“Teacher, you don’t know your sheep. When one
goes, they all go!”

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