Jokes Journal

Welcome to Friday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Swallowing a Coin
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Selling Strategies

The kid had swallowed a coin and it got stuck in his throat,
and so his mother ran out in the street yelling for help.

A man passing by took the boy by his shoulders and hit him
with a few strong strokes on the back, and so he coughed
the coin out.

“I don’t know how to thank you, doc…”, his mother started.

“I’m not a doctor”, the man replied, “I’m from the IRS…”

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The kids filed back into class Monday morning.

They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was
to sell something, then share with the class how they were
successful.

Little Mary led off, “I sold girl scout cookies and I made
$30,” she said proudly. “My sales approach was to
appeal to the customer’s civil spirit and I credit that
approach for my success.”

“Very good,” said the teacher.

Little Sally was next, “I sold magazines,” she said.
“I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines
would keep them abreast of current events.”

“Very good, Sally,” said the teacher.

Eventually, it was Little Johnny’s turn. The teacher held
her breath. Little Johnny walked to the front of the
classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher’s
desk. “$2,467″ he said.

“$2,467!” cried the teacher, “What in the world were
you selling?”

“Toothbrushes,” said Little Johnny.

“Toothbrushes?” echoed the teacher, “How could you
possibly sell enough toothbrushes to make that much
money?”

“I found the busiest corner in town,” said Little Johnny,
“I set up a chocolate chip cookie stand and gave
everybody who walked by a free sample. They all said,
“This tastes like MUD!” Then I replied, “It is.
Wanna buy a toothbrush?”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.