May 7, 2009
Storms and Anchors
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Drunk Driving
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Storms and Anchors
Drunk Driving
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch.
The first case involved a man charged with drunk
driving who claimed it simply wasn’t true.
“I’m as sober as you are, your honor,” the man
claimed.
The judge replied, “Clerk, please enter a guilty plea.
The defendant is sentenced to 30 days.”
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Storms and Anchors
The grizzled old sea captain was quizzing a young naval
student.
“What steps would you take if a sudden storm came up
on the starboard?”
“I’d throw out an anchor, sir.”
“What would you do if another storm sprang up after?”
“I’d throw out another anchor, sir.”
“But what if a third storm sprang up forward?”
“I’d throw out another anchor, captain.”
“Just a minute, son. Where in the world are you getting all
these anchors?”
“From the same place you’re getting all your storms, sir.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
