Jokes Journal

Welcome to Friday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Fishing in the Caribbean
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) The Tearful Bride

A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean.

The lawyer said, “I’m here because my house burned down,
and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire.
The insurance company paid for everything.”

“That’s quite a coincidence,” said the engineer. “I’m here
because my house and all my belongings were destroyed
by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for
everything.”

The lawyer looked somewhat confused…

“How do you start a flood?” he asked.

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A new young bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs,
“Robert doesn’t appreciate what I do for him.”

“Now, now,” her mother comforted, “I am sure it was
all just a misunderstanding.”

“No, mother, you don’t understand. I bought a frozen
turkey roll and he yelled and screamed at me about
the price!”

“Well, the nerve of that lousy cheapskate!” says her
mom. “Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars.”

“No, mother it wasn’t the price of the turkey, it was
the airplane ticket.”

“Airplane ticket…. What did you need an airplane
ticket for?”

“Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the
directions on the package and it said – ‘Prepare from
a frozen state,’ so I flew to Alaska!”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.