Jokes Journal

Welcome to Monday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Lawyers …
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Door Signs

A bunch of lawyers were sitting around the office
playing poker.

“I win!” said Johnson, at which point Henderson
threw down his cards.

“That’s it! I’ve had it: Johnson is cheating!”

“How can you tell?” Phillips asked.

“Those aren’t the cards I dealt him!”

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A person checks into a hotel for the first time in his life,
and goes up to his room.

Five minutes later he calls the desk and say, “You’ve
given me a room with no exit. How do I leave?”

The desk clerk says, “Sir, that’s absurd. Have you
looked for the door?”

The person says, “Well, there’s one door that leads
to the bathroom. There’s a second door that goes
into the closet. And there’s a door I haven’t tried,
but it has a ‘do not disturb’ sign on it.”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.