May 21, 2009
Missing Husband
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Missing Husband
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Two Tourists
Missing Husband
A wife went to the police station with her next-door
neighbor to report that her husband was missing.
The policeman asked for a description.
She said, “He’s 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes,
dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds,
is soft-spoken, and is good to the children.”
The next-door neighbor protested, “Your husband is
5 foot 4, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean
to your children.”
The wife replied, “Yes, but who wants HIM back?”
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Two Tourists
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana.
As they were approaching Natchitoches,
they started arguing about the pronunciation
of the town. They argued back and forth until
they stopped for lunch.
As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked
the employee, “Before we order, could you
please settle an argument for us? Would you
please pronounce where we are… very slowly?”
The girl leaned over the counter and said,
“Burrrrrrrr, gerrrrrrr, Kiiiiing.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
