Jokes Journal

Welcome to Friday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Companies After Me
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Good News and Bad News

“I have to have a raise,” the man said to his boss.
“There are three other companies after me.”

“Is that so?” asked the manager. “What other
companies are after you?”

“Hmmm … The electric company, the telephone
company, and the gas company.”

Get a BREAK now and let us present

TODAY’s OPPORTUNITY
brought to you by Ezine Classified Ads

If you’re struggling in your network marketing business then
there’s never been a better time than RIGHT NOW to turn
things around and get 15 to 25 leads a day.
Here is how to do it…
http://www.thenewschoolofnetworkmarketing.com

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been
any interest in his paintings on display at that time.

“I have good news and bad news,” the owner replied.

“The good news is that a gentleman enquired about
your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value
after your death.”

“When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your
paintings.”

“That’s wonderful,” the artist exclaimed. “What’s the
bad news?”

“The guy was your doctor…”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.