May 26, 2009
Piano Tuner
Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) The Bed
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Piano Tuner
The Bed
Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got
trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there’s somebody
under it. I get under the bed, I think there’s somebody on
top of it. Top, under, top, under. “You gotta help me,
I’m going crazy!”
“Just put yourself in my hands for two years,” said the shrink.
“Come to me three times a week, and I’ll cure your fears.”
“How much do you charge?”
“A hundred dollars per visit…”
Six months later the doctor met Shakey on the street.
“Why didn’t you ever come to see me again?” asked the
psychiatrist.
“For a hundred bucks a visit? A bartender cured me for
ten dollars.”
“Is that so! How?”
“He told me to cut the legs off the bed!”
Get a BREAK now and let us present
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Piano Tuner
The doorbell rang and the lady of the house
discovered a workman, complete with tool chest,
on the front porch.
“Madam,” he announced, “I’m the piano tuner.”
The lady exclaimed, “What? I didn’t send for
a piano tuner!”
The man replied, “I know you didn’t,
but your neighbors did.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
