Physical Exercise
Thursday, May 28th, 2009
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Physical Exercise?
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Debate
Physical Exercise?
Physical exercise is good for health. I know that I should
do it daily, but my body doesn’t want me to do too much,
so I have worked out this program of strenuous activities
that do not require physical exercise. You are invited to
use my program without charge.
Here are the things I have become good at:
* Beating around the bush
* Jumping to conclusions
* Climbing the walls
* Swallowing my pride
* Passing the buck
* Throwing my weight around
* Dragging my heels
* Pushing my luck
* Making Mountains out of molehills
* Hitting the nail on the head
* Wading through paperwork
* Bending over backwards
* Jumping on the bandwagon
* Balancing the books
* Running around in circles
* Eating crow
* Tooting my own horn
* Climbing the ladder of success
* Pulling out the stops
* Adding fuel to the fire
* Opening a can of worms
* Putting my foot in my mouth
* Starting the ball rolling
* Going over the edge.
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Debate
A mathematician, a biologist and a physicist are sitting
in a street cafe watching people going in and coming
out of the house on the other side of the street.
First they see two people going into the house.
Time passes.
After a while they notice three persons coming out
of the house.
The physicist: “The measurement wasn’t accurate.”
The biologists: “They have reproduced”.
The mathematician: “If now exactly one person
enters the house then it will be empty again.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
