Archive for June, 2009

Gifted Artist

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

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Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Second Notice
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Gifted Artist


Second Notice

A taxpayer received a strongly worded “second notice”
that his taxes were overdue.

Hastening to the collector’s office, he paid his bill, saying
apologetically that he had overlooked the first notice.

“Oh,” confided the collector with a smile, “we don’t send
out first notices. We have found that the second notices
are more effective…”


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Gifted Artist

A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of
children while they were drawing. She would occasionally
walk around to see each child’s work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently,
she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.”

The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what
God looks like.”

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing,
the girl replied,

“They will in a minute.”


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