Jokes Journal

Welcome to Monday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) A Lawyer at the Pearly Gates
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) I Hurt All Over!

A lawyer died and arrived at the Pearly Gates.

To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead
of him in line to see St. Peter.

But, to his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate
and came down the long line to where the lawyer was,
and greeted him warmly.

Then St. Peter and one of his assistants took the lawyer
by the hands and guided him up to the front of the line
and into a comfortable chair by his desk.

The lawyer said, “I don’t mind all this attention, but what
makes me so special?”

St. Peter replied, “Well, I’ve added up all the hours for
which you billed your clients, and by my calculation you
must be about 193 years old …”

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A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.

“Where are you hurting?” asked the doctor.

“You have to help me, I hurt all over”, said the woman.

“What do you mean, all over?” asked the doctor,
“be a little more specific.”

The woman touched her right knee with her index finger
and yelled, “Ow, that hurts.” Then she touched her left
cheek and again yelled, “Ouch! That hurts, too.”
Then she touched her right earlobe, “Ow, even THAT
hurts”, she cried.

The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and
told her his diagnosis,

“You have a broken finger …”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.