Jokes Journal

Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) George and the Parrot
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Kissing the Secretary

A woman goes into a pet shop and enquires to buy
a parrot. The assistant tells her that he’s only got one
left and that she can have it for $100.

“But,” he added “I must warn you – his previous owner
was a Madam in a house of ill repute”.

“That’s ok”! the woman says – “I’ll take it anyway”

When she got it home the parrot said “Ah! Different
house, different Madam.”

The woman replied “I am no Madam.”

After a while the woman’s two daughters came and
the parrot said “Ah! Different Madam, different ‘girls’!”

The woman repeated “I am no Madam and these are
my DAUGHTERS.”

Later on, the woman’s husband came home from work.

The parrot chirped “Ah, different Madam, different girls …
Oh, hello George, nice to see you again!”

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The manager came early in the morning one day
and found an employee kissing his secretary.

He shouted at him, “Is this what I pay you for?”

The employee replied: “No, sir, this I do free of charge.”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.