Jokes Journal

Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Seeing Red, White and Blue
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Lawyer’s New Evidence

A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American
friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white
and blue in the Netherlands flag.

“Our flag symbolizes our taxes,” he said. “We get red
when we talk about them, white when we get our tax
bill, and blue after we pay them.”

“That’s the same with us,” the American said,
“only we see stars, too.”

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The day after a verdict had been entered against his client,
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Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.