Jokes Journal

Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Playing Golf
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Yesterday

Moses, Jesus and another guy were out playing golf
one day.

Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one.
It landed in the fairway but rolled directly toward a
water trap. Quickly Moses raised his club, the water
parted and it rolled to the other side, safe and sound.

Next, Jesus strolled up to the tee and hit a nice long one
directly toward the same water trap. It landed directly
in the center of the pond and kind of hovered over
the water. Jesus casually walked out on the pond and
chipped it up onto the green.

The third guy got up and sort of randomly whacked the
ball. It headed out over the fence and into on-coming
traffic on a nearby street. It bounced off a truck and hit
a nearby tree. From there it bounced onto the roof of
a nearby shack and rolled down into the gutter, down
the downspout, out onto the fairway and right toward
the aforementioned pond. On the way to the pond,
it hit a little stone and bounced out over the water and
onto a lily pad where it rested quietly.

Suddenly, a very large bullfrog jumped up on the lily pad
and snatched the ball into his mouth. Just then, an eagle
swooped down and grabbed the frog and flew away.
As they passed over the green, the frog squealed with
fright and dropped the ball, which bounced right into
the hole for a beautiful hole in one.

Moses then turned to Jesus and said, “I hate playing
with your Dad.”

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Yesterday,
All those backups seemed a waste of pay.
Now my database has gone away.
Oh I believe in yesterday.

Suddenly,
There’s not half the files there used to be,
And there’s a milestone hanging over me
The system crashed so suddenly.

I pushed something wrong
What it was I could not say.
Now all my data are gone
and I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay.

Yesterday,
The need for backups seemed so far away.
I knew my data was all here to stay,
Now I believe in yesterday…

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.