Jokes Journal

Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) The Little Turtle
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Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.
After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the
air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground.

After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again,
jumped, and fell to the ground.

The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds
sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts.

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A man rushed into a bar and ordered a double martini.
The man downed it with one swallow, put a five dollar
bill on the bar, and turned and rushed out of the bar.

The bartender picked up the five dollar bill, folded it
carefully and tucked it in his vest pocket.

Just at that moment he looked up at the boss standing
in the doorway staring at him.

Doing a bit of fast thinking he said, “Hi boss, did you
see that fellow just now? Came in here, bought a double
martini, gave me a five dollar tip, and rushed out
without paying…”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.