Jokes Journal

Welcome to Friday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Satellite Dish
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Too Good to be True

Wife: Doctor, my husband thinks he’s a satellite dish.

Doctor: Don’t worry, I can cure him.

Wife: I don’t want him cured, I want you to adjust him
to get the movie channel…

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Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid
of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a
sign on it saying: “Free. You want it, you take it.”

For three days the fridge sat there without even one
person looking twice at it.

He eventually decided that people were too untrusting
of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed
the sign to read:

“Fridge for sale $50.”

The next day someone stole it.

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.