July 3, 2009
Fishing
Welcome to Friday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Sunday Morning
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Fishing
Sunday Morning
Picture it: rural area, Sunday morning, church is packed
and the devil decides to pay a visit.
The doors burst open, and a roiling black cloud rolls in
with the devil in its midst. People jump out of the pews
and run outdoors, screaming – all except for two. One is
the Pastor, the other is an elderly farmer.
Satan is a bit perplexed. He points to the Pastor and
says, “You! I can understand why you didn’t run away,
you are in your Lord’s house, you preach against me
everyday and you aren’t afraid of me. But YOU
(points to the farmer), why didn’t you run out scared
like everyone else?”
The farmer crosses one leg over the other and drawls,
“Why, I’m surprised you don’t recognize me…
I’ve been married to your sister for 36 years!”
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Fishing
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife:
“Something has just come up. I have a chance to go
fishing for a week. It’s the opportunity of a lifetime.
We leave right away. So pack my clothes, my fishing
equipment, and especially my blue silk pajamas. I’ll be
home in an hour to pick them up.”
He goes home in a hurry and grabs everything and
rushes off.
A week later he returns. His wife asks, “Did you have
a good trip, dear?”
He says, “Oh yes, great! But you forgot to pack my
blue silk pajamas.”
His wife smiles and says, “Oh no, I didn’t. I put them
in your tackle box!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
