Jokes Journal

Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Forgotten Son
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3) The Diference between Boys and Girls

A pious man, who had reached the age of 105,
suddenly stopped going to synagogue.

Alarmed by the old fellow’s absence after so many
years of faithful attendance, the Rabbi went to see him.

He found him in excellent health, so the Rabbi asked,
“How come after all these years we don’t see you at
services anymore?”

The old man lowered his voice. “I’ll tell you, Rabbi,”
he whispered. “When I got to be 90, I expected
God to take me any day. But then I got to be 95,
then 100, then 105. So, I figured that God is very
busy and must have forgotten about me, and I don’t
want to remind Him!”

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Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his
teacher saying that Johnny was having trouble telling the
difference between boys and girls, and would his mother
please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this.

So Johnny’s mother takes him quietly by the hand upstairs
to her bedroom, and closes the door.

“First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse”, she said,
so Johnny unbuttons her blouse and takes it off.

“OK, now take off my skirt”, and he takes off her skirt.

“Now take off my bra”, which he does.

“And now, Johnny, please take off my panties”.
Johnny finishes removing these too.

His mother then says, “JOHNNY, PLEASE DON’T WEAR
ANY OF MY CLOTHES TO SCHOOL ANYMORE!”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.