Jokes Journal

Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Brief and to the Point
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Life’s Tough When You’re Stupid

A guy was known among his friends to be very brief
and to the point – he really never said too much.

One day, a saleswoman promoting a certain brand of
brushes, knocked his door and asked to see his wife,
so the guy told her that she wasn’t home.

“Well,” the woman said, “could I please wait for her?”

The man directed her to the drawing room and left her
there for more than three hours.

After feeling really worried, she called out for him and
asked, “May I know where your wife is?”

“She went to the cemetery,” he replied.

“And when is she coming?”

“I don’t really know,” he said. “She’s been there 11 years now.”

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A classroom full of first year Veterinary students
were participating in their first day of anatomy class.
For the lecture, the professor begins by unveiling a
dead cow under a white sheet laying on an operating
table.

The professor tells the class “In Veterinary Medicine,
there are two qualities you must possess as a doctor –
the first of which is a strong stomach. You cannot,
under any circumstance, be disgusted by anything
involving an animal’s body.

For example, the professor pulls back the sheet and
sticks his finger right up the dead cow’s hindquarters,
pulls out his finger and sticks it in his mouth.
The students just stand there, paralyzed at what they
see. “Now, go ahead and do the same thing, each of
you,” the professor says.

Freaked out, the students take several minutes but
eventually take turns sticking their fingers up into the
anal cavity of the dead cow, and then sucking on them.

Once everyone is finished, the professor continues on
with his lesson. “Now, the second important quality
you must possess is a keen observation. You see,
I stuck in my middle finger up the cow’s butt, and
I sucked on my index finger…

Now, learn to pay attention.”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.